My name is Ryan, I am 17 years of age. I live in a small town called Retford. I am friendly and happy to talk to anyone who wants to talk to me. I hate people who think they are better then everyone else, I also hate people who make fun of someone for no reason. I play guitar and piano. I spend my day doing fuck all. That's about it.
International Caller: Hello, I am calling to tell you your computer has over 1000 errors.
Me: Right. Well Is my computer running windows?
International Caller: Yes, Yes it is.
Me: Well I have a Mac, so goodnight.